Physics Joke of the day I wrote ...

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Three blind physicists lived together in house. One day an old old elephant escaped from the zoo, wandered into the physicists living room, and, alas, died of old age. When the physicists tried to walk through the room, they discovered that something was blocking them. They began to feel around to discover what this thing was.


The first physicist touched the tip of the elephants tail and felt it. "This is a rope we have here!" he declared.


The second physicist also grabbed the tip of the elephants tail and said. "I agree with my learned colleague, this is indeed a rope."


The third physicist felt around and stroked the elephants tail. "I concur! This is a rope." he proclaimed.


The three physicists decided to publish a paper about their findings. They called it "rope theory".


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