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Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
The Moo-vies.
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A man took his pet zebra out to run errands with him for the day. It was a very hot day, and the zebra grew thirsty and tired.
They went into a café to get a drink and cool off. The zebra lay down on the floor. The waiter came over and angrily said, “Hey, what's that lyin' on the floor?” The man replied, “That's not a lion, it's a zebra.”
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