Joke of the day ..

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I recently went to a friend's house, and noticed he had posted a big sign that said, “DANGER. BEWARE OF DOG.” I saw his lazy old hound dog lying on the sidewalk next to the porch. I asked my friend, “Why did you post that sign? Rufus isn't vicious. He wouldn't hurt a fly.” My friend said, “I know. Before that sign everyone kept tripping over him.”


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