Hedberg Humor

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"My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them."

- Mitch Hedberg


I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. 

- Mitch Hedberg

"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break; it can only becomes stairs. You wouldn't see a sign say 'Escalator temporarily out of order', only a sign saying 'Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

Mitch Hedberg


"I found out that ducks opinion of me is very much influenced whether or not i have bread."

Mitch Hedberg

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Nook Audio

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/11255/virgin-river

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Kindle

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The Case of the Purloined Pyramid (The Masked Man of Cairo Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/Case-Purloined-Pyramid-Masked-Cairo-ebook/dp/B0814M1CBS/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The House in Wales

https://www.amazon.com/House-Wales-Richard-Rhys-Jones-ebook/dp/B00UM7D0UI/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Letters Home: Notes on Returning to Parris Island

https://www.amazon.com/Letters-Home-Returning-Parris-Island-ebook/dp/B081VXCTT6/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Periodic Table of Character Traits: The Design Elements to Living your Best Life Now

https://www.amazon.com/Periodic-Table-Character-Traits-Elements-ebook/dp/B0837FT3JP/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Divine Action, Determinism, and the Laws of Nature

https://www.amazon.com/Divine-Action-Determinism-Laws-Nature-ebook/dp/B08247WKVG/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=H5TSS2BNTKJ080QGR5AG

Soup Cookbook

https://www.amazon.com/Soup-Cookbook-Ultimate-Delicious-Recipes-ebook/dp/B00RSVP0B8/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_8?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=H5TSS2BNTKJ080QGR5AG

John D. Rockefeller

https://www.amazon.com/John-D-Rockefeller-Life-Beginning-ebook/dp/B076R988D3/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_32?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=H5TSS2BNTKJ080QGR5AG

The Plant-Based Diet New Meal Plan 2020

https://www.amazon.com/Plant-Based-Diet-Meal-Plan-2020-ebook/dp/B0837FD6ZH/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_39?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=H5TSS2BNTKJ080QGR5AG

COMPLETE MEDITATION GUIDE

https://www.amazon.com/COMPLETE-MEDITATION-GUIDE-Meditations-Self-Hypnosis-ebook/dp/B0838KS977/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_74?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=M8AJ5J8PFFFP0W5S68MS

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Kindle

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A Woman's Journey Through India: To Life and Its Mysteries

https://www.amazon.com/Womans-Journey-Through-India-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B07X55ZQP7/ref=tmm_other_meta_binding_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Flags of the World: North America (World Geography, Vol 1)

https://www.amazon.com/Flags-World-North-America-Geography-ebook/dp/B081XF1TN6/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The 7 Day Yogic Detox - Mind: 13 secret techniques that take 15 minutes or less, to detox your thoughts and attain a peaceful mind.

https://www.amazon.com/Day-Yogic-Detox-techniques-thoughts-ebook/dp/B0833CS339/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

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Humor of the day

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Eliminate extraneous, superfluous, unnecessary redundancy and repetition.

Middle Age is when it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

The wages of sin depend on the deal you make with the publishers.

I have enough money to last a lifetime - as long as I die in the next 20 minutes.

Pessimist - Someone who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.

Why does opportunity knock, but temptation walks right in? 

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Nook Audio

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/131536/baxter-family-christmas-a

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Kindle

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The Evangelist: A Christian Novel

https://www.amazon.com/Evangelist-Christian-Novel-William-King-ebook/dp/B01M11NQBD/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Diary of a Drug Fiend

https://www.amazon.com/Diary-Drug-Fiend-Aleister-Crowley-ebook/dp/B01N05RVQH/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_22?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=7RQXYCQZN50SP51D8SA7

Niccolo Machiavelli's The Prince

https://www.amazon.com/Niccolo-Machiavellis-Prince-Art-Power-ebook/dp/B07NDXCH6L/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_86?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=8XJGJN3P08ZEX7CNYTB4

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