THE CURIOSITY DISEASE

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THE CURIOSITY DISEASE

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I am glad I am not fabulously wealthy

Because if I were fabulously wealthy

I would drive myself nuts

I would examine everything in my life with a powerful electron microscope

Then identify every parasite and pathogen on my nutritious body

I would run tox screens on every microplastic, pollution, virus riddled surface

Air quality would be meticulously analyzed, my body functions monitored and quantified

And a fleet of drones to patrol my secluded estate where emergency services

Could not get to me in time

I prevent my common sense from flying out the window

But great wealth would just give it a jet pack to the wild blue yonder

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