Sunday, September 3, 2023

ROAD RAGE

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ROAD RAGERS


The Fiat was in a tearing rush


Passing cars left and right


It blew right past a Mercedes Benz


Who jumped in for a fight


They flew down the road neck and neck


Weaving out and in


The normal traffic drove safely


They weren't trying to "win"


The ragers passed car after car


Both were stopped by the light


Cursing and swearing the hotheads revved


Their engines, both were hyped


When the light changed they peeled off


The gestures were obscene


The lane opened up and the Fiat took off


Never again to be seen


The Mercedes was furious the Fiat prevailed


They cursed their rotten luck


Hit the gas, crossed the double yellow line


Went head on into a truck


The Fiat got home, the driver had a nice meal


Thus the tale of his road rage ends


Three weeks in the hospital for the Mercedes guy


Visited by family and friends


Sometimes we win, sometimes we lose


Sometimes we just turn the page


Life is a gamble and your life is the bet


When you can't control road rage

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