Joke of the day

.
.
.
I recently went to a friend's house, and noticed he had posted a big sign that said, “DANGER. BEWARE OF DOG.” I saw his lazy old hound dog lying on the sidewalk next to the porch. I asked my friend,

“Why did you post that sign? Rufus isn't vicious. He wouldn't hurt a fly.”

My friend said, “I know. Before that sign everyone kept tripping over him.”

======
.
.
.

“I have been so long master
that I would be master still, or at least that none other
should be master of me.”

― Bram Stoker, Dracula

.
.
.

The capacity to learn is a gift;
The ability to learn is a skill;
The WILLINGNESS to learn is a choice.

.
.
.