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What do ghosts eat for supper?
Spooketi
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I've just published a book on poltergeists and I'm pleased to say it's flying off the shelves.
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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Nope, they eat the fingers separately.
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What are ghosts favorite types of streets?
Boolevards
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What is a zombie's favorite street?
A dead end.
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What does the skeleton say when angry?
"I've got a bone to pick with you"
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How does a ghost dance?
It shakes it's BOOty.
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What do you call a cross dressing vampire?
Dragula!
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I should've done more skeleton jokes, I find them quite humerus.
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