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What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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What's every pirate's favorite flavor potato chip?
Barrrrrrbeque
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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A Buck-an-ear.
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Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store?
To buy an iPatch!
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Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they “Arrrrr!”
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Why aren't there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?
Dead men sell no snails!
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What's the pirate's favorite movie?
Booty and the Beast.
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Why don't you ever see a pirate cry?
When they do, it's a private tear.
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