Jokes of the day

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over!

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Why did the cop give a sheep a ticket?

She made an illegal ewe turn

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