Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Jokes of the day

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A man and woman were in the gym together when he got down on one knee, held out a ring in a box, and proposed to her.

She looked shocked and horrified and said, "No, never!"


I guess that didn't workout.

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A duck, a skunk and a doe went out to eat in a restaurant. When it came time to pay the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put the meal on the duck's bill.

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