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What did the dog say when it sat on a fallen tree?
Bark!
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What do frogs and toads love to listen to?
Hip hop!
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Saying gravity is an attractive force between two bodies is like saying an earthquake is some dishes rattling in the cupboard.
From "The Idiot's Guide to String Theory"
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Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps disagreeing with me!
No they don't!
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What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola!
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What do frogs order when they go out for lunch?
French Flies!
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