Jokes of the days

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When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.


Who ever invented the “Knock-Knock jokes” should get a No-bell prize


They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.


I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.


I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

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