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She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
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If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? A bagel.
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
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What is the breed of canine that easily forgets his place on the trail?
Wherewolf
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Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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What did the razor blade say to the razor?
Schick 'em up!
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What's musical and handy in a supermarket?
A Chopin Liszt.
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