Joke of the day ...

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A certain high ranking crime family member is quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country, to which he retreats for several weeks of the year. Each summer, the don would invite a different friend of his to spend a week or two up at this place, which happens to be in a backwoods section of Maine.

On one particular occasion, he invites a Czechoslovakian friend to stay with him. Well, they have a splendid time in the country - rising early and living in the great outdoors.

Early one morning, the godfather and his Czechoslovakian companion go out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. As they went around the berry patch, gathering blueberries and raspberries in tremendous quantities, along came two huge bears - a male and a female.

The crime boss, seeing the two bears, immediately dashes for cover. His friend, though, isn't so lucky, and the male bear reaches him and savagely attacks him. The don runs back to his Mercedes, tears into town as fast has he can, and gets the local  sheriff. The sheriff grabs his shotgun and dashes back to the berry patch with the crime boss.

Sure enough, the two bears are still there. "He's in THAT one!" cries the godfather, pointing to the male.

The sheriff looks at the bears, and without batting an eye, levels his gun, took careful aim, and shoots THE FEMALE.

"What did ya do that for!" exclaims the crime boss, "I says he was in the other bear!"

"Exactly," replies the sheriff, "and would YOU believe a guy like you who told you that the Czech is in the Male?

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