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"If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up."
— Dorothy Gambrell (Cat and Girl Volume I)
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Teacher: What's the formula for water?
Sarah: I know! HIJKLMNO.
Teacher, confused: No, that's not right.
Sarah: But yesterday you said it was H to O.
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The teacher wrote a sentence on the black board. It said, “I ain't had no fun the hole vacation.”
She asked the class, “How should I change this?”
Johnny raised his hand and answered, “Go to the beach.”
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