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(*_*) - Clever Signs

Sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver :
We will heel you
We will save your sole...
We will even dye for you.

A sign over a Gynecologist's office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

At an Optometrist's office:
'If you don't see what you're looking for...you've come to the right place.'

On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'

On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

On an Electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'

In a Non-smoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.'

At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet...miss a car payment.'

Outside a Muffler Shop:
'No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming.'

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
'Best place in town to take a leak.'

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