Jokes of the Day ...

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Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Who!
Who who?
Is there an owl in there?
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Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police!
Police who?
Police may I come in?
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goat!
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
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What did the human canon ball say just before his first job?
Please don't fire me!
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Who has the easiest job in the world?
Candle makers, because they only work on wick-ends.

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