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Why did the cop give a sheep a ticket?
She made an illegal ewe turn
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Why did the boy take his bat to school?
His mom told him he'd better hit the books.
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Why was the lunch-room clock always behind?
Because it went back four seconds.
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"Sometimes, we just have to be happy with what people can offer us. Even if it's not what we want, at least it's something. "
— Sarah Dessen
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