Jokes of the Day ...

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Why was the cat staring at the computer?
It was stalking the mouse.
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Why did the dog dive into the pond?
He was chasing a catfish.
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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
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There's many a good tune played on an old fiddle. - Samuel Butler (1612-1680)

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