Joke of the Day ...

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A man is on his first visit to Boston, and he wants to try some of that delicious New England seafood that he’d  heard about.

So he gets into a cab, and asks the driver, "Can you take me to where I can get scrod?"

The driver replies, ‘I’ve heard that question a thousand times, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive.’”

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