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Teacher: Who can include the word ‘politics’ in a sentence?
Pupil: After the parrot ate my watch Polly-tics!
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Why do monkeys climb trees?
The elevators are always broken! ...
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Why do poor canaries learn to talk just as quick as rich ones?
Because talk is cheep!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!
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Why do sheep never leave the field?
They all stand at the gate saying, “After ewe!”
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