Jokes of the Day ...

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Why don’t rabbits like sad movies?
They only like movies with hoppy-endings!
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Why should you always keep glow worms in your backpack?
They lighten your load!
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Doctor, doctor, everyone thinks you’re a vampire!
Necks please!
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What happened to the man who crossed his dog with a cheetah?
It chased cars and caught them!

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