Jokes of the Day ...

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goat!
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alice!
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war!
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yukon!
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water!
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
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