Jokes of the Day ....

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly jokes?
(yes)
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have one.
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Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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