Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Questions of the day ...

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Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do you drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

Why is there an "s" in lisp?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

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2 comments:

  1. happy hump day to you, EA.
    thanks for smiles.
    z

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  2. You are welcome, thanks for visiting, always a pleasure to have you come by. Hope your week is going well, Z. Looks like it's going to be a nice day here.

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