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Proverbs


A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs.


She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest:-


*As you shall make your bed so shall you......mess it up


*Better be safe than..........................punch a 5th grader


*Strike while the ............................bug is close


*It's always darkest before...................daylight savings time


*You can lead a horse to water but............how?


*Don't bite the hand that.....................looks dirty


*A miss is as good as a.......................Mr.


*You can't teach an old dog new...............math


*If you lie down with the dogs, you'll........stink in the morning


*The pen is mightier than the.................pigs


*An idle mind is..............................the best way to relax


*Where there's smoke, there's.................pollution


*Happy the bride who..........................gets all the presents


*A penny saved is.............................not much


*Two's company, three's.......................the musketeers


*Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and......................................you have to blow your nose


*Children should be seen and not..............spanked or grounded


*When the blind leadeth the blind.............get out of the way


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