Jokes of the day ....

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Question: What’s red and white and goes around and around?


Answer: Santa Claus stuck in a revolving door!


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Question: How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?


Answer: One, after that it’s not empty!


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Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


Answer: Frostbite!


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Knock Knock!


Who’s there?


Mary and Abbey.


Mary and Abbey who?


Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

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