Jokes and stuff

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Today Is: 

╰♥.☆.♥╮ Say Something Nice Day

On June 1, be kind to everyone you meet and say something nice to them because it is Say Something Nice Day. The day aims to encourage people to spread cheer and goodwill by opening up channels of communication and by focusing on the good in everyone.

╰♥.☆.♥╮ Spread Happiness 

The message of the day is that positivity goes a long way in spreading happiness and joy. When we are kind in our interactions with others, we receive positivity and kindness back. This enriches our lives, makes us happy and keeps us healthy - studies have shown that happy people are healthier and live longer.

╰❈╮ How to Celebrate?

Celebrate the day by saying something nice to everyone you meet.

Put aside your petty enmities with people and use this day to try and see the positive in people you usually do not like.

Leave a nice note or do something nice for a friend, family member or co-worker.

Bottom line: just be nice to friends, foes and strangers alike, and you will notice that you feel much better about yourself!

★☆★ Did You Know...

...that the saying "if you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all," is often known as Thumper's Law or Thumperian Principle? 

Thumper is a fictional rabbit character from Disney's animated movie Bambi.

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Some things never change, hahahaha!

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.”
― Cicero

(Cicero was born in 106 BC.)

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Bad writing of the Day - Another "winner" in the Bulwer-Lytton bad writing contest:

Being turned into a cockroach was a shock of epic proportions, but at least Twinkies still tasted the same.

Jeremy Rice, San Jose, CA

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How do small rodents get fresh breath?

Mouse wash.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!

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Vessels large may venture more but little boats should keep near shore. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790)

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