Joke of the day

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Talking to your pets:


Me (to my dog in high pitched voice): Whose doggie are you?


Dog: I'M YOUR DOG! I'M YOUR DOG!! YES YES YES !! *Twirls and wags tail.*


Me (to my cat in high pitched voice): Whose kitty cat are you?


Cat: Possession is a solipsistic paradigm, however, if I were to define myself as belonging to anyone it would be myself.  Also....

DON'T TOUCH MY STOMACH OR I WILL SHRED YOUR ARM!

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