Joke of the Day ...

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Joke of the Day …

My wife's mother asked me to pick up some ORGANIC vegetables for her from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any.

So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my mother in law. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?"

"The produce guy looked at me and said, "No. You'll have to do that yourself."

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