Jokes of the day...

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What's red and white and black?

A zebra with sunburn.
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What do you call the mushy stuff stuck between a shark's teeth?

Slow swimmers.
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Those not ruled by the rudder, will be ruled by the rocks. - Welsh
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It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois.

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Literature is an uttering, or outering, of the human imagination. It lets the shadowy forms of thought and feeling — heaven, hell, monsters, angels and all — out into the light, where we can take a good look at them and perhaps come to a better understanding of who we are and what we want, and what the limits to those wants may be.

Understanding the imagination is no longer a pastime, but a necessity; because increasingly, if we can imagine it, we'll be able to do it.

- Margaret Atwood, "Why We Need Science Fiction", "The Guardian"
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