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Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
(Alternative answer - Because nature abhors a vacuum.)
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What do you get when you put a snowman in a haunted house?
Ice screams!
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What do ghosts wear around their neck to look smart?
Boo! Ties!
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