Jokes of the Day ....

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“Hello, I would like to try on that dress in the window please.”
“I’m afraid you’ll have to use the dressing room for that.”
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All mushrooms are edible. Some are edible only once.
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“ Son, wake up, time for school!”
“I don’t want to go! All the kids and teachers hate me!”
“But you have to go, you’re the principal!”
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