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Yogi Berra Quotes
"Yogi-isms"
"80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in." - on golf
"The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running."
"Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
"It's like deja vu all over again."
"I usually take a two-hour nap, from one o'clock to four."
"If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's going to stop them."
"Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?"
"I didn't really say everything I said."
"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there."
"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else."
"Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
"I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."
"Little League Baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."
"It gets late early out there."
"He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious."
"I don't know. They had bags over their heads." - when asked if the fans that ran naked on the field were men or women
Asked if first baseman Don Mattingly had exceeded his expectations this season: "I'd say he's done more than that."
On the acquisition of fleet Ricky Henderson: "He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light."
"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left."
"The game isn't over until it's over."
"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours."
When told by the New York mayor's wife that he looked cool in his new summer suit, Yogi said, "You don't look so hot yourself."
"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."

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