Jokes of the Day ....

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Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights.
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How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By Norse code.
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What runs but never walks?
Water!
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Where does success come before work?
In the dictionary.
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How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars!
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What's the biggest room in the world?
The room for improvement.
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"A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded."
— Lemony Snicket (Horseradish)
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