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What kind of ant is good at maths?
An accountAnt
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How do you shoot two killer bees?
With a bee bee gun ...
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Where do eggplants come from?
Chicken plants
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What kind of fish do you eat with peanut butter?
Jellyfish
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Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one

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