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What do you call a bird that digs underground?
A mynah bird!
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What happened to the man who crossed Bambi with a ghost?
He got bam-boo!
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What happened to the man who crossed black and white animals with sheep?
He got baa-dgers!
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Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssssside!
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Why did the space alien become known as Captain Kirk?
It had a left ear, a right ear and a final front ear!
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Why did the sun go to school and then college?
It wanted to be brighter!.
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