Joke of the Day ...

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The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room because they are updating the convent. The nuns try to figure out how to accomplish this without getting any paint on their new habits.

So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our habits off, fold them up, and lock the door. Then we can paint without getting our habits spattered."

So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"

"Blind man!"

The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in.

The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice paint job ladies. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"


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