Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Jokes of the day ...

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Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!


(Alternative answer - Because nature abhors a vacuum.)
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What do you get when you put a snowman in a haunted house?
Ice screams!


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2 comments:

  1. my pagan friend loves the first one; she hates cleaning! happy day to you. yesterday had us laughing well too. thanks for the smiles.

    z

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  2. You're welcome Z, good to hear from you! Hope your week is going well.

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