Joke of the day .....

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There was an older couple that went to the doctors together. The husband went in first and told  the doctor "I'm worried about my wife. I think she's loosing her hearing, but I don't want to get her upset about it. What can I do to find out how bad her hearing is?"


The doctor said "Well, when you go home ask her something from a distance. Find out if she can hear you. Get a little bit closer, ask her again, see if she can hear you. And then let me know how close you have to be to her for her to finally hear you and then I can determine how bad her hearing is."


That evening they were home and the wife was in the kitchen cooking  dinner.


The husband stood in the living room and asks  "Honey, what's for dinner?"


No reaction, she's still cooking.


He gets a little bit closer, "Honey, what's for dinner?"


Still no reaction.


He gets to the kitchen doorway. He asks her again in a louder voice this time. "Honey, whats for dinner?"


Still, no reaction.


He comes up right behind her and says again. "Honey, what's for dinner?"


She turns around and says, "For heavens sake! Meatloaf, green beans and boiled potatoes, I told you four times already!"


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