Jokes of the Day .....

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Q. What animal would you not want to pay cards with?
A. Cheetah
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Q: What music do balloons hate?
A: Pop music.
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Q: Why did the baseball player take his bat to the library?
A: Because his teacher told him to hit the books.
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Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? ...
A: Odor in the court!
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Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
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Q: How did the barber win the race?
A: He knew a shortcut!

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