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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/13999/miss-julia-stands-her-ground-7
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Friday, May 22, 2020
Thursday, May 21, 2020
Jokes of the day
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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
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"I" before "E" except after "C" .... weird!
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What was the pirate movie rated?
Aaarhh.
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What is the pirate's favorite ocean?
The Aaarghtic Ocean
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What did the buffalo say to her son as he was leaving for college?
Bye son.
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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
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"I" before "E" except after "C" .... weird!
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What was the pirate movie rated?
Aaarhh.
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What is the pirate's favorite ocean?
The Aaarghtic Ocean
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What did the buffalo say to her son as he was leaving for college?
Bye son.
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Recipe
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Stuffed Collard Greens
10 medium sized collard leaves- steamed
1 1/2 cups cooked wild grain rice
1 1/2 cups cooked cannellini beans
1 cup chopped red pepper
1/2 cup chopped onion
3 garlic cloves, chopped
1 cup chopped zucchini
3 T tomato paste...
1 T fresh oregano
1 T fresh parsley
salt & pepper to taste
2 cups tomato sauce
grated parmesan cheese
1 1/2 cups cooked wild grain rice
1 1/2 cups cooked cannellini beans
1 cup chopped red pepper
1/2 cup chopped onion
3 garlic cloves, chopped
1 cup chopped zucchini
3 T tomato paste...
1 T fresh oregano
1 T fresh parsley
salt & pepper to taste
2 cups tomato sauce
grated parmesan cheese
Steam the collard leaves and set aside to cool. Sauté pepper, onion, garlic, zucchini and herbs in about 2-3 T of water. Once they are translucent, turn off heat and add tomato paste.
Mix in well with the rice and beans.
Divide the mixture evenly into each of the collards, folding the leaf over the mixture and placing in a casserole dish.
Once all 10 pieces are in the dish, pour sauce over the stuffed collards and bake for 20 minutes at 350 degrees. Serve with grated cheese and enjoy!
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Feline physics 2
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Part II
A cat can make her body long enough to reach
just about any counter top that has anything
remotely interesting on it.
A cat must lay on the floor in such a position
to obstruct the maximum amount of human
foot traffic.
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until
he gets good and ready to stop.
Cats must attend all meals when anything
good is served.
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state
for very long.
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a
human's desire for her to do something.
Cats know that energy can neither be created
nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little
energy as possible.
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"Feline Physics"
Part II
Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach
just about any counter top that has anything
remotely interesting on it.
Law of Cat Obstruction
A cat must lay on the floor in such a position
to obstruct the maximum amount of human
foot traffic.
Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until
he gets good and ready to stop.
Law of Dinner Table Attendance
Cats must attend all meals when anything
good is served.
Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state
for very long.
Law of Obedience Resistance
A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a
human's desire for her to do something.
First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created
nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little
energy as possible.
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Every day is special
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“The day succeeding this remarkable Midsummer night, proved no common day. I do not mean that it brought signs in heaven above, or portents on the earth beneath; nor do I allude to meteorological phenomena, to storm, flood, or whirlwind.
On the contrary: the sun rose jocund, with a July face. Morning decked her beauty with rubies, and so filled her lap with roses, that they fell from her in showers, making her path blush: the Hours woke fresh as nymphs, and emptying on the early hills their dew-vials, they stepped out dismantled of vapour: shadowless, azure, and glorious, they led the sun’s steeds on a burning and unclouded course.”
― Charlotte Bronte, Villette
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“The day succeeding this remarkable Midsummer night, proved no common day. I do not mean that it brought signs in heaven above, or portents on the earth beneath; nor do I allude to meteorological phenomena, to storm, flood, or whirlwind.
On the contrary: the sun rose jocund, with a July face. Morning decked her beauty with rubies, and so filled her lap with roses, that they fell from her in showers, making her path blush: the Hours woke fresh as nymphs, and emptying on the early hills their dew-vials, they stepped out dismantled of vapour: shadowless, azure, and glorious, they led the sun’s steeds on a burning and unclouded course.”
― Charlotte Bronte, Villette
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Also ...
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Also -
The distance between the Moon and Earth varies from around 356,400 km to 406,700 km at the extreme perigees (closest) and apogees (farthest). The Moon's linear distance from Earth is currently increasing at a rate of 3.82 ± 0.07 centimeters (1.504 ± 0.028 in) per year, but this rate is not constant. At approx. 400,000 km (or 250,000 miles) light travels in 1.26 seconds from the moon to the earth and vice versa, meaning the moon is roughly 1.26 light seconds away from us.
hahaha ... I have no idea what this means!
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