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Life on the Mississippi
https://www.amazon.com/Life-Mississippi-Mark-Twain-ebook-dp-B018V77MTA/dp/B018V77MTA/ref=mt_kindle?_encoding=UTF8&me=&qid=
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Sunday, December 22, 2019
Joke of the day
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(*_*) - Healthy Proverbs
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
4. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
5. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
6. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
7. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
8. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
9. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
10. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
11. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
12. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
13. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
14. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
15. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
16. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
17. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
18. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
19. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
20. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
21. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
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(*_*) - Healthy Proverbs
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
4. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
5. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
6. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
7. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
8. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
9. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
10. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
11. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
12. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
13. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
14. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
15. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
16. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
17. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
18. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
19. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
20. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
21. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
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Kindle
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IN THE WOODS: Murder In The North East Kingdom
https://www.amazon.com/WOODS-Murder-North-East-Kingdom-ebook/dp/B076Z2QZ8X/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
John Milton's Paradise Lost In Plain English
https://www.amazon.com/John-Miltons-Paradise-Plain-English-ebook-dp-B0087Q15Q2/dp/B0087Q15Q2/ref=mt_kindle?_encoding=UTF8&me=&qid=
Borderline Mother: Growing up with a Bipolar Parent with Borderline Disorder
https://www.amazon.com/Borderline-Mother-Growing-Bipolar-Disorder-ebook/dp/B082SZR9T1/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Vegetarian Cookbook Classic
https://www.amazon.com/Vegetarian-Cookbook-Classic-Recipes-Healthy-ebook/dp/B0816MJ651/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
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IN THE WOODS: Murder In The North East Kingdom
https://www.amazon.com/WOODS-Murder-North-East-Kingdom-ebook/dp/B076Z2QZ8X/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
John Milton's Paradise Lost In Plain English
https://www.amazon.com/John-Miltons-Paradise-Plain-English-ebook-dp-B0087Q15Q2/dp/B0087Q15Q2/ref=mt_kindle?_encoding=UTF8&me=&qid=
Borderline Mother: Growing up with a Bipolar Parent with Borderline Disorder
https://www.amazon.com/Borderline-Mother-Growing-Bipolar-Disorder-ebook/dp/B082SZR9T1/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Vegetarian Cookbook Classic
https://www.amazon.com/Vegetarian-Cookbook-Classic-Recipes-Healthy-ebook/dp/B0816MJ651/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
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Saturday, December 21, 2019
HEATHER FEATHER IS BACK!
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ASMR at the highest level!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsELpGVEyJg&fbclid=IwAR37b1aBW15y5Lll_XuyXGu1SeImyHyfKOah14l_aKApuJu-uv2aIWv4ITQ
Please wear ear buds or head phones to get the full effect.
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Travel Plans
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(^_^) - My Inconclusive Travel Plans
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country it was in. It's an age thing.
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(^_^) - My Inconclusive Travel Plans
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country it was in. It's an age thing.
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