Jokes of the day

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In some places fog will never be mist.


A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."


Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.


What grows up while growing down?

A goose.


I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.


An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

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Kindle

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Two Princes and a Queen: A Heart Breaking Historical Novel

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075R74G8G

Ghostly Apparitions (A Ghost Hunter P.I. Mystery Book 1)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B01NCWMAXU

Stories And Recipes From The Soup Kitchen

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00RF0SHQ2

The Girl i Met in Train

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XYDX97X

Clearwater Justice

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00LHOXK82

Your First Quantum Physics Beginner's Guide

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00WPFOYKA

Mango Cake and Murder: A Funny Quick Read Culinary Mystery (Mom and Christy's Cozy Mysteries Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/Mango-Cake-Murder-Culinary-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B01M1A4CGO/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1539168489&sr=1-1&keywords=Mango+Cake+and+Murder%3A+A+Funny+Quick+Read+Culinary+Mystery+%28Mom+and+Christy%27s+Cozy+Mysteries+Book+1%29

Middlemarch for Book Clubs: Ideas for Reading and Discussion

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAxRVhSVFVCSy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

PILGRIMAGE OF PROMISE (A Miller's Creek Novel Book 4) ( Christian)

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwQzA0N0Q2Uy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Resistance (Divided Elements Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01M6AXXKA/?tag=untagged-20

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Jokes of the Day ...

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There was a ghost at the hotel, so they called for an inn spectre.


What jumps from cake to cake and smells of almonds?

Tarzipan.


Why did the little fella sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.


The truth may ring out like a bell, but it is seldom ever tolled.


I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way

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Kindle

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Pat Ruger: Native Species (Pat Ruger Mystery Series Book 3)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01K18DKHK/?tag=free-mysterebooks-20

Raven

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00DX0F4FK

Hooligans

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008O9AUMC

Michelle and Tyler (Cathedral Hills Book 2) (Christian)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00UBC3K9U

Love Into Eternity: A Contemporary Christian Romance Novel

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07CCHRSM2

People are Seeing Something: A Survey of Lake Monsters in the United States and Canada

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B01ANWUD3I

Greek Mythology: The Ancient Myths and Legends of Greek Mythology

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B01DUCM2XW

Manhunt (A Rocky Mountain Thriller Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0725NG5VV

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Jokes of the Day

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He had a photographic memory that was never developed.


What musical is about a train conductor? "My Fare, Lady"


Packing up and relocating to a new home can be a moving experience.


A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."


Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

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Lovecraft

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07J1TBSPM

True Crime

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00NJZ18PO

Faust

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3NEMxUkJQOS8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Wharton

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3OUw2VDNYMS8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Un-Making a Murderer: The Framing of Steven Avery and Brendan Dassey

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01M5FWM6J/?tag=untagged-20

Everlasting Light - A Civil War Romance

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01ETZPI1W/?tag=untagged-20

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Jokes of the day

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When they bought a water bed, the couple started to drift apart.


My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.


I used to work for a blanket factory, but the company folded.


What kind of coat can be put on only when wet? A coat of paint.

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