Jokes of the Day ...

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A man went to lunch at a diner. He sat down in the booth and ordered. “I'd like a club sandwich with one piece of bacon on just one half, and pink tomato, and wilted lettuce. I'd like barely any mayo on the slightly burnt toast, a pickle that is very floppy, and half of my French fries burnt to a crisp and the other half almost frozen.”

The waitress told the man, “That might be tricky.” which he replied, “Why? That's exactly the way you made it for me yesterday.”

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"Nobody likes a clown at midnight"
— Stephen King

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If the pen is mightier than the sword then the pencil and eraser is mightier than the pen!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?
Catillacs
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How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of a car?
Put him in the front seat.
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What is the tortilla chips' favorite dance?
The salsa
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What do you name a girl hamburger?
Pattie
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What do you name a boy hamburger?
Chuck
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail?
Me-OW!
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Why did the robot put on his boot again?
To reboot
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What do you call a bee that is always complaining?
A Grumble bee
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What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
You're looking sharp!
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B&N FREE FRIDAY BOOK

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A Bid For Love (Deal for Love, #1)


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-bid-for-love-rachel-ann-nunes/1013472254?ean=2940014720885

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Rerun free book list ...

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Many of these books are still free, but please check the price first.


http://turningkey.blogspot.com/2016/08/free-friday-nook-books-for-august-5.html

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What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
Ten after one.
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How do you keep a rhino from charging?
You take away its credit cards.
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Why did the farmer call his pig "Inky"?
Because it always ran out of the pen.
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