Summer Rerun

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This is a previous list, many of these books are still free, but check on the price.


http://turningkey.blogspot.com/2016/03/free-friday-nook-books_24.html

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Joke of the Day ...

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(*_*) Life after death?

“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees.

“Yes, sir,” the clerk replied.

“That’s good,” the boss said. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you.”

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Joke of the Day ...

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I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

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Joke of the Day

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I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

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Joke of the Day ...

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{*-*} - Rigorous Exercise for Over 60's

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.

After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then try 50-lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.)

After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.

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Joke of the Day ...

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How many words are in Webster's English Dictionary?
Three
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What should you do if the teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Roll them back to her
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If you had four cookies in your lunch, and your friend took three, what would you have?
A fight
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Why did the clock get detention?
For tocking in class.

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B&N Free Friday Selection

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B&N Free Friday Selection:

The Body Finder (Body Finder Series #1)

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/body-finder-kimberly-derting/1100041969?ean=9780061985744
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