Joke of the Day ..

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A man sits down at a bar. The bartender asks, "What would you like to drink?"

And the man responds "Nothing, I tried alcohol once and didn't like it."


So the bartender offers him some pretzels, and the man responds, "No thanks, I tried them once and didn't like them."


""Well, then, I guess you are here to watch the baseball game on the TV."

To which the man responds, "No I watched baseball once and didn't like it. I am here waiting for my son."


The bartender replies, "Let me guess. He's an only child?"

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Joke of the Day ...

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(^_^) - Shingles

Bubba had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?

Here's what happened to Bubba:

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, 'Shingles' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles...' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'

Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'

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Summer Rerun ....

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Many of these books are still free, please check the price before you click buy ....


http://turningkey.blogspot.com/2016/03/free-friday-nook-books.html

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Jokes of the Day ..

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come…
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
To!
To who?
To whom, you mean!
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Joke of the Day ....

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A dentist married a manicurist, but they fought tooth and nail.

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Jokes of the Day...

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?
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“Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?”
― Steven Wright
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Free Friday Selection ...

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Free Friday Selection:

Buried


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/readouts/buried-twisted-cedar-mysteries-1/

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