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Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
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When does the horse talk?
Whinny wants to.
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Thursday, April 20, 2017
Wednesday, April 19, 2017
Quote of the Day ....
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"You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
— Cormac McCarthy
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"You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
— Cormac McCarthy
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Joke of the Day ....
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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are throwing darts. The biologist throws a dart and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist throws a dart and misses 5ft to the right.
The statistician yells, "Bull's-eye!"
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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are throwing darts. The biologist throws a dart and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist throws a dart and misses 5ft to the right.
The statistician yells, "Bull's-eye!"
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Tuesday, April 18, 2017
Jokes of the Day ...
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What do you call a chubby pumpkin?
A plumpkin
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What did one fairy say to the other?
Do you believe in people?
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What do you call a chubby pumpkin?
A plumpkin
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What did one fairy say to the other?
Do you believe in people?
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Monday, April 17, 2017
Joke of the Day ...
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<(~_~)> - White Hairs
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
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Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something that worries me, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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Sunday, April 16, 2017
Jokes of the Day ...
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Why don't birds read instruction manuals?
They like to wing it.
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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What did one snowman ask the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with.
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
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Why don't birds read instruction manuals?
They like to wing it.
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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What did one snowman ask the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with.
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
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Saturday, April 15, 2017
Jokes of the Day ....
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Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A: Odor in the court!
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What does a baby ghost call his mom and dad?
His trans-parents
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Why didn't the ghost want to go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with
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Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A: Odor in the court!
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What does a baby ghost call his mom and dad?
His trans-parents
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Why didn't the ghost want to go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with
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