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I'm a fig plucker I pluck figs. I'm the best fig plucker that ever plucked figs.
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Saturday, February 28, 2015
Jokes of the day ....
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Why do cars smell?
Because they’re full of gas!
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
A teapot!
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Why do cars smell?
Because they’re full of gas!
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
A teapot!
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Friday, February 27, 2015
Jokes of the Day ....
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What building has the most stories?
The library!
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What did one paper towel say to the other?
“These people keeping ripping me off!”
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What building has the most stories?
The library!
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What did one paper towel say to the other?
“These people keeping ripping me off!”
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Thursday, February 26, 2015
Quote of the day ....
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“Pride is a funny thing; it can make what is truly worthless appear to be a treasure.”
― Alice Hoffman, Practical Magic
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“Pride is a funny thing; it can make what is truly worthless appear to be a treasure.”
― Alice Hoffman, Practical Magic
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Tongue Twister of the Day ....
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I saw a saw in Arkansas that can out saw any saw you ever saw. If you have a saw that can out saw the saw that I saw in Arkansas I'd like to see your saw, saw.
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I saw a saw in Arkansas that can out saw any saw you ever saw. If you have a saw that can out saw the saw that I saw in Arkansas I'd like to see your saw, saw.
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